faultstars:

[BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]

TELL ME I’M A SCREWED UP MESS 

[KICKS OVER A CHAIR]

THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN

[SMASHES A LAMP]

TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT MY KISS

[RIPS MY HAIR OUT BY THE ROOTS]

THAT YOU NEED YOUR DISTANCE DISTANCE

(via jerryrusso)

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

(via zaynsbro)

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

(via zerrrrrie)

  • me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive